This supercut from CNN shows FOX making a bigger deal about their Christmas Tree burning down than they did about January 6 Capitol Riots. The caption…”If Fox had covered Capitol Attack Like a Christmas Tree Attack.”

CNN, you just don’t get it. There’s a WAR on CHRISTMAS!

If you subscribe to Trump emails you may not have heard much from them since January, but they’re back, shilling a “Trump Save America” Christmas ornament to anyone who donates at least $75 bucks.

Make your Christmas Tree great again.

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A physical fight broke out among members of the Turkish parliament this week during a particularly intense debate over the budget and financial crisis.

And then Turkey slipped on Greece and broke China

Read more at the Hill

A massive brawl broke out in Turkey's parliament during an intense budget debate, with dozens of legislators from President Recep Tayyip Erdogan's party and from the main opposition party pushing and pulling at each other in the chamber https://t.co/ssEAISI802 pic.twitter.com/m7OUrmhpi5

— Reuters (@Reuters) December 9, 2021

In Seminole Florida, if you plan to fuck in a public restroom, take care not to rip the sink out of the wall, cause you could be arrested and fined.

What a day! Sex in the bathroom, and then later she made pee pee in her bed.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.

Did you know there are superstitious gifts and giving one of them brings the risk of disaster? Mel Magazine has your guide to the hazards of gift giving. For example, Shoes, Empty Wallets and Knives and Sweaters all could have unintended consequences.

So I guess a broken mirror is out of the question?

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The Chinese government is fighting back against a young people’s movement towards “Double Income, No Kids,” so they are regulating the conditions under which someone can get a vasectomy. The nation feels increasing their birth rate is critical, amid declining birthrate.

I hear doing a vasectomy in China is like splitting an atom.

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The Hollywood Laugh Factory managed to raise over 1.6 million dollars to benefit the Pearl Harbor aviation museum. Paul Rodriguez, Sherri Shepherd, Dane Cook, Alonzo Bodden, Donnell Rawlings and Aida Rodriguez were just some of the performers who took part in the fundraiser.

Thank god nobody bombed.

Read more at TMZ.

Former VP Mike Pence was in New Hampshire doing what looked like early campaigning leaving many to believe he plans to run.

Well, as Elvis says, it’s now or never.

Read more at AP News.

Time selected Olympic Gymnast Simone Biles as athlete of the year presumably for her talent, and for her bravery in her decision to withdraw from the Olympics.

This would be like giving Earl the producer of the year award.

Read more at TMZ.

Scott gave his first interview since the Astroworld tragic deaths. He spoke to Charlamagne Tha God, and insists he didn’t know about what was happening in the crowd. He also did not take responsibility for the deaths and injuries, which infuriated families of the victims.

Hey Trav, did you get advice from Alec Baldwin? Never do that.

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Fans of the pop singer are outraged that tickets were purchased and flipped and are now selling for unaffordable prices.

Well you were just going to lose that money on snacks and the casino anyway.

Read more at TMZ.

Winning Time has John C. Reilly, Sally Field, Gaby Hoffman, Adrien Brody, Jason Segal, Rob Morgan and a host of newcomers that look pretty good. The series will air on HBO Max and tell the story of the rise of the Lakers Dynasty.

Okay but wouldn’t it be so much better with Will Ferrell?

According to Buzzfeed, they’ve got the 18 scenes from 90’s classics that will forever resonate with 90s kids. Two of their picks are from Titanic but you’ll also remember classic moments from Toy Story, the Lion King, Mrs. Doubtfire, Ghost and Shawshank Redemption.

Oh come on, no Billy Madison???

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The Ringer is taking on the daunting task of ranking the best soundtracks from film from 1971 to today.

All 50 were Star Wars movies.

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