Miami-based SquarEat, says they’re totally serious about offering a new way to eat– CUBES! These pre-prepared meals are food compressed into squares to give you a full days worth of nutrition in a couple of squares that require no preparation or cleanup, and very little storage space.

If you love meat cubes, wait till you see their chicken shaped ice.

Read more at vice.

i will not eat the squares pic.twitter.com/BwMFH9ExEv

— shoe (@shoe0nhead) August 24, 2021

i will not eat the squares pic.twitter.com/BwMFH9ExEv

— shoe (@shoe0nhead) August 24, 2021

In Texas a man stood up to say that he speeds a lot, parks in a handicapped spot, and runs red lights, (because personal freedom) all while stripping down to his undies to make a point.

Hey dude, It’s a school board meeting not a one man show.

This is the grossest airport experience of the year.

This wouldn’t have happened with cubes.

Read more at Fox 13

Maxwell used a cart full of legal documents to “barricade” herself inside a conference room at a Brooklyn lockup.

She made herself a prison inside a prison. This is the worst escape plan in history.

Read more at NY Post.

That’s not Jellyfish or aliens. It’s just God jizz!

Read more at barstoolsports.

Unknown 'jellyfish shaped object' enters the atmosphere over Russia pic.twitter.com/2OAKePoU7D

— The Sun (@TheSun) August 26, 2021

The Supreme Court has sided with the landlord’s and will not be extending the eviction moratorium around the country. This is great news for Blackrock, they can buy even more houses now.

Read the decision on Twitter and more on the AP.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court lifts the federal eviction moratorium. In an unsigned 8-page opinion (with the three liberals dissenting), SCOTUS sides with a group of landlords who argued that the CDC lacked the authority to bar evictions during the pandemic.https://t.co/LNrCxd7f9X https://t.co/NecnZ90zgf

— SCOTUSblog (@SCOTUSblog) August 27, 2021

The officer who shot Ashli Babbitt during the January 6th assault on the capitol has finally revealed himself. He spoke with NBC News and told his version of the events that happened that day. Unfortunately the Q heads are just going to think this guy’s a crisis actor.

Read more at NBC News.

These budding baseball heroes are also growing up fast. A camera shot caught them looking at a picture of tits on one of the players phones when they didn’t realize they were being watched.

Kids, adorable. Adults with cameras, creepy.

Watching some of the Little League World Series, cameras pan to the outfield to a team that played earlier, the kids do not realize we can see their phone screen. pic.twitter.com/yiWtTP2YZA

— Iain McHugh (@iainmchugh) August 26, 2021

Extinction Rebellion against agriculture and hunting on royal lands.

Is this for real? Or is it just the next Nas X video.

Read more at The Sun.

A Brawl Broke Out At A Padres Game

Who needs to pay for a UFC PPV when you can go to any sporting event and see the same shit, plus you can watch a game, and you can also participate in the fight itself.

Watch the fight on Twitter.

#Padres Fight pic.twitter.com/33SYYHJeZt

— 𝑻𝒊𝒎 𝑫𝒖𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒏 (@TDurbin) August 26, 2021

Jay Cutler talked on his podcast about how hard it is to date now that he’s single. Seems nothing’s easy for Jay outside of being a shitty quarterback.

Listen to Jay at TMZ at :30 seconds into the clip.

A new HBO docuseries from Spike Lee just got 30 minutes shorter. Spike Lee decided to pull a series of Truther theories.

So the next doc should be…who got to Spike Lee?

Read more at variety.

Both Vice and Refinery29 let some people go, because the future is video. “You can’t be a youth media company if you’re not focused on where the youth are consuming media. And more and more, that’s off-platform, that’s built-for-mobile.”.

In other words, Zoomers can’t read.

Read more at huffpost.

A writer said she’s sick and tired of singing the praises of a movie, song or comedian only to later be embarrassed after finding out they’re a creep. She says her prior love of Louis C.K. has made her realize its not worth it to be a fan of anyone.

Or you could have just paid attention to Louis Ck’s material.

Read more at CNN

People are calling it inappropriate that Kourtney allowed 9 year old Penelope to dye her hair bright red.

Let’s all worry about the billionaire’s kid.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! She clearly would look better in purple.

Read more at People.

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Sorry but Kathleen from the Bronx just won International dog day.

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Being “spotted” by paparazzi in NYC
Project coming up
Gay rumors
One person is hot the other is cooling
Anyone dating tom cruise.

You forgot the most obvious sign: Their names are Ben and JLO

Read more at gawker.

Women are marketing themselves on Tik Tok like they’re a used car.

Previous owners…

miles..

Condition

Year

Make and model:

Someone needs to help these girls. They’re stuck in Gillead.

Read more at Daily Dot.

Adorable right?

If she was black they would have shot her.

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By number of locations, the list starts with Subway at the top.
Subway #1
McDonalds
Starbucks
KFC
Burger King
Pizza Hut
Dominos
Dunkin
Hunt brothers pizza
Taco bell
Wendys
Baskin robbins
Jollibee
Hardees
Orange Julius

Hunt Brothers!? They need to hunt for a better looking pizza.

Via Digg.