You remember the Navy Seal who wrote the book about being the one who killed Bin Laden? Delta banned him for refusing to put on a mask because “he’s not a pussy.”

Thank you for your service. Now put on your fucking mask.

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Curt Schilling seems to be a bug light for bad press. He was an advisor for the wall that didn’t get built

Why wasn’t your advice “don’t spend all the money on yourselves.”

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Gotta tell you the fun for me is getting to read all the tweets from the 'know it all' legal experts who say it can't and won't happen. Not only can it, it already IS happening and I'll say it one more time. It's real and it's spectacular. #BuildTheWallAndCrimeWillFall https://t.co/HdLniM4nc1

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) February 2, 2019

Phillies pitcher Jose Alvarez had to be carted off when he took a 105mph line drive to the groin. Remember when coaches used to stress how important it was to wear a protective cup? This is why.

Read more at tmz.

Oh my Jose Alvarez right in the….

🙈 Carted off the field
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— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) August 20, 2020

“In a whip so low, no one’s gotta know (after dark)
Knocking at your door, I don’t gotta work anymore (after dark)
You can put your phone down, you gonna need two hands (after dark)
You can’t get enough
Girl, you know I set it up for after dark”

Via yahooo.

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Kelly Osbourne says gastric sleeve surgery helped her lose 85 pounds. Looks like it was more than a sleeve. Maybe a pant leg.

Still wanna do DNA test to make sure it’s Kelly.

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Drew Barrymore confirmed a long standing Hollywood rumor that Errol Flynn, WC Fields and poet Sadakichi Hartmann stole her grandfather John Barrymore’s corpse for one last chance to party with the Hollywood great. The younger Barrymore said that she hopes her ‘friends do the same for me’. Belly shots off with Drew Barrymore’s corpse would be epic.

Read more at yahoo.

Ben Affleck and Michael Keaton will be playing Batman in the upcoming Flash movie.
The plan is to have The Flash finding different versions of Batman after crashing into multiple dimensions. One alternate universe will have George Clooney playing Alfred.

Read more at nme.

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