Finally! There’s A Flag For Straight People! Thanks Vlad Putin!

straight flagIn response to the Rainbow flag, The United Russia Party has unveiled a flag that celebrates the traditional nuclear Russian family. The flag shows a man, a woman and their three children. If you don’t have three children, you better start impregnating your wife and if you have more than three children, it’s time for the excess to be sent elsewhere.

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