Canadian Athlete Beats Testing Positive For Cocaine
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A world champion pole vaulter from Canada was able to beat a doping test where he was positive for cocaine with this excuse:
“He inadvertently ingested the cocaine while kissing a woman he had solicited for sex on Craigslist the night before the trials.”
He was able to find the woman and have her testify on his behalf. Just make sure any prostitutes you’re making out with from now on don’t have a head full of coke.
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