The old saying goes "a mind is a terrible thing to waste" and thank goodness he took this to heart. The "he" is the hipster doofus himself, Cosmo Kramer. In the nine seasons that Seinfeld was on the air, plenty of plotlines revolved around Kramers schemes. Whether it's smelling like the ocean or teaching a rooster how to cock fight, his mind was always racing. We ranked our 11 favorite schemes made famous by the beautiful mind of Cosmo Kramer