Onward and upward Haley. Maybe you’ll do better in the states where they don’t know you.

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The driest place on earth, Badwater Basin, is normally a stretch of salt flats. Normally the basin gets only 2 inches of rain in a year, but in the last six months it got enough rain to actually turn it into a lake, creating it into six-mile-long by three-mile-wide lake Lake Manly.

Is it filled with dinosaurs?

Read more at BBC

Harrison Arkansas is so racist that someone went viral just for holding a black lives matter sign in the middle of town. White Pride riots are common, the KKK makes its home there, and the town is 94% white.

Guess its good to be known for something?

Read more at Daily Star

The Super Bowl star went to Sydney Australia to see Taylor Swift, and hopped on a private jet to get back to Vegas where the Chiefs are still celebrating their SB win.

Always great when news breaks.

Read more at pagesix.

The fabric is lighter but players think the new uniforms look silly, and that the pants are not opaque enough to hide whats underneath.

Their nuts.

Read more at ESPN

After the season ended, AJ Brown deleted his social media and avoided press but this week, he got pissed and posted on Twitter, “Philly media is so lame. It’s literally something everyday. Then the fans be believe the bs. They really should start raising the prices of microphones and cameras because you people will say anything for views. I see why nobody likes us because we don’t even like us. #RealityTV”

Don’t think you understand the concept of Philly

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Duke star Kyle Filipowski was knocked down, and sprained his ankle after an upset win against Wake Forest brought fans streaming and screaming down onto the court.

You can’t turn the court into January 6 every time you win.

Read more at Deadline

Arizona Coyotes forward Adam Ružička posted a video on his Instagram of himself, with a vial of cocaine, a nice smooth surface and a credit card ready for action.

Dude. You gotta shut the blinds.

Read more at awful announcing

It’s been 25 years since Mike Judge’s Office Space was released and nobody knew it would become a cult classic, let alone be remebered 25 years later.

They could have all retired by now

Read more at THR

Ahead of the release of Drive Away Dolls, the films screenwriters Ethan Coen and Tricia Cook are sharing some info about their unconventional marriage. She’s queer, he’s straight, they both have an outside romantic partner, and a successful marriage to each other.

So that’s how it is in their family

Read more at People

The reality star quit his day job to become a DJ and packed on 35 pounds. “I just got complacent with my health,” he explained.

Yeah, that and a lot of trips from DJ to DQ.

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“I’ve been called a ‘Closet Queen. But, I don’t pay much attention to any of that.” said the 83 year old actor who was once famous for shilling Colt 45 to help seduce women.

Always thought he was a woman

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According to ABC, Seth Meyers is in his “comfort years” as he hits a ten year anniversary of Late Night.

All the other late night hosts have gotten the Tonight Show by this point.

Read more at abcnewsgo.com

“I don’t have an answer, but I have a suspicion. Could it be that the world of ‘Barbie’ is sheer hell? And, for a movie ticket, as an audience you can witness sheer hell as close as it gets?”

No one every accused a german of being woke.

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