Monday December 18 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at December 18, 2023

MONDAY 12.18

NEWS STORIES

Christmas is Canceled in Bethlehem

The war in Gaza means there’s no Christmas in Bethlehem this year. No lights, no tree, no music, no tourists. The decision has been made to cancel all celebrations.

Well FOX, looks like the War on Christmas is finally real.

Rudy Says They Wanted Him to Rat

Giuliani says the defamation case against him was all BS, and that the lawyers were working for Biden, and the whole thing was a sham to get him to rat on Trump.

Does Rudy understand the law at all? This is a civil case. If only he knew some lawyers who could explain it to him.

Lindsay Graham Says No Smoking Gun on Biden Impeachment

“If there were a smoking gun, I think we’d be talking about it,” Graham said about the chances that Biden could actually be impeached.

Can’t we just impeach Hunter and move on?

SPORTS

Chip Kelly Has a Plan to Redesign the NCAA

UCLA head coach Chip Kelly has a plan to revitalize the NCAA. “I think we should all be independent in football and you can have a 64-team conference in the Power 5 and you can have a 64-team conference in the Group of 5.” There’s a lot more but you’ll have to read the article to get the details.

Chip knows how to do everything in football but win a championship.

Football Sucks This Year

Deadspin says we’re being held hostage by the NFL- with shitty teams and shitty games.

It’s an awful season and we’re going to miss it in February. The only thign worse than bad football is no football.

Tommy Devitos Agent Goes Very Green for Game Against the Saints

After making all the media sites for his mob inspired pinstripe suit last week, Sean Stellato dressed in kelly green this week, making a strong statement on the field.

Is he Tommy’s agent or Notre Dame’s agent?

Aaron Rodgers Likely to be Clear to Play This Week

Doctors are ready to give Aaron Rodgers the go ahead to return to the field this week, as he has healed from his season ending injury.

Sure! How’d you like a concussion to go with that achilles tear.

Jake Paul Knocks Out Opponent

He knocked Andre August on his ass in the first round over the weekend, handily winning the match.

Don’t know who Andre is but it’s hard to believe Jake Paul is still boxing

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Ray Romano Says No To ELR Reunion

Romano says a reunion show is out of the question because, he says, the new series can never live up to the original.

Don’t worry, it never was that good in the beginning, Ray.

America Ferraras Pants Sisters Celebrate Barbie Success

Friday night America Ferrara’s costars on the hit movie Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants got together for a little reunion at a Barbie Q&A with America.

We’d all like to get into their traveling pants.

The Matthew Perry News Dims Budding Ketamine Interest

The news that Matthew Perry died largely because he was using Ketamine, has caused concerns about using the drug as a medical aid for those suffering from severe anxiety and depression.

You can also OD on aspirin if you take enough.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Make McSausage and Egg at Home?

People are swearing that Walmart pork breakfast sausage tastes exactly like McDonalds so you can make a Sausage McMuffin with Egg at home.

But the only place it tastes good is in your car.

Traq Tourism on TikTok

Brazen TikTokkers have been traveling to Philadelphia neighborhoods to get up front videos of Philly’s tranq addicts. These influencers already have a nickname- tranq tourists.

Doesn’t every town want tourism?

Porn Hub Year In Review Shows Elder Trend

Armchair anthropologists love this time of year- and by that I mean, the release of the Porn Hub Year in Review, that tells us whose kinking on what in which states, and across the US. This year, granny porn is on the rise, GILFS, mature, and granny are all trending higher.

Seems like pornhub has the same demo as facebook now.