Former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy is expected to step down from his congressional seat before the end of the year.

Hopefully he gives it an Irish Goodbye.

Read more at axios.

A dude on X claims McDonalds is launching a new concept of its fast food restaurants, and they’re calling them CosMcs. He took photos and said they had a bunch of actors there but they haven’t opened yet.

Why don’t you do cosplay and pretend you’re Chick-Fil-A. That will bring people in.

Read more at X

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The Ohio Supreme Court suspended an attorney for defecating into a Pringles can and dropping it in a parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center.

If they didn’t want us to poop in them, why are they shaped like that?

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A killjoy Texas “pastor” stood outside an elementary school dressed as the Grinch holding up a sign stating “Santa is Fake. Jesus is Real,” in an attempt to steal the holiday joy from the kids inside.

Which one of these things isn’t real. Jesus, the grinch or Santa? Trick question.

Read more at NY Post.

Its been 50 years since that we last sent an American to land on the moon, but in about six weeks, we’re heading back with the mission date set for January 25.

Good, I want to see if my car keys are there.

Read more at France 24

Donald Trump Junior railed at Fox News and accused them of jizzing all over Ron DeSantis for two years. “They see that over at Fox News. They gave Ron DeSantis the perpetual lap dance for two years, they realize he is not the guy, so now they’re going to Nikki Haley because they want someone that when they call, whether it’s good for the American people are not, if it serves their agenda.”

You sure it wasn’t a handy?

Read more at mediaite

One BLM leader says he’s supporting Trump, so now Trump is courting Black Lives Matter supporters even though he trashed them when they needed the support most.

If Hamas said they kind of like Trump, he’d be on their side.

Read more at Washington Post

Coach Prime was named Sports Illustrated’s sportsperson of the year, and a lot of people find that hilarious. Although Sanders started the season like a sensation, his team is now 4 and 8.

Stop worrying it’s not a real award or a real magazine.

Read more at SI

A young NFL cameraman has been suspended from the NFL for the rest of the season and possibly for the rest of his life after Tyreek Hill grabbed his camera for a TD celebration. “They said regardless if I knew the celebration was coming or not, I still had to be disciplined and that I shouldn’t have jumped on the sidelines after the play. One of the best moments of my life turned upside down in a matter of seconds. I get why the NFL had to make this decision and wish I could’ve done something to prevent it, but I’m thankful for the memory Tyreek gave me,” he said. “This was the greatest job in the world and I never took a day for granted. I can’t thank the NFL enough for the opportunity. Whether it’s back with the NFL or starting a new sport, I just hope to get another chance at doing what I love.”

Don’t sweat it. This is one hill he’s glad to die on.

Read more at CBS

https://x.com/kfitzsports/status/1729689511095877762?s=20

The Bills linebacker is being charged with assaulting a pregnant person, and that pregnant person happens to be his girlfriend and the mother of his two children.

This is the only hit he’s had this season.

Read more at Bleacher Report

Oppenheimer earned Christopher Nolan best director but best film went to Killers of the Flower Moon.

If they take New York, they’ll surely take Schenectedy.

Read more at 411.

Richard Curtis, the writer-director of Love Actually, admits that Andrew Lincoln holding up cue cards to profess his love for Keira Knightley didn’t age well. “I think it’s a bit weird. I mean, I remember being taken by surprise about seven years ago, I was going to be interviewed by somebody and they said, ‘Of course, we’re mainly interested in the stalker scene,’ and I said, ‘What scene is that?’ And then I was, like, educated in it.”

Maybe in the sequel that guy can be in jail.

Read more at indiewire

Turns out that Stanley Kubrick was supposed to direct One Eyed Jacks, but when he pulled out of the film, Brando stepped in to the directors chair.

And the real shocker is, Kubrick was supposed to be Don Corleone

Read more at collider.

One inch of toothpaste must be placed on his toothbrush nightly. Shoelaces must be ironed. Sheets steamed.

It’s good to be the king.

Read more at pagesix.

Haddish is still free on bond for a January 2022 DUI in Georgia, and now that she got another DUI in Cali, the Georgia DA has requested a change to her bond conditions- they want her to stop drinking and doing drugs, and expect a weekly test to prove it.

This is the first booking she’s had in a while.

Read more at TMZ

The Gilded Age and Sex and the City star, and former NYC Mayoral Candidate really bombed on an easy final celebrity Jeopardy question and she’s getting roasted for it.

Next week on Jeopardy: What is a dumb actress?

Read more at NY Post

Announcing the top 5 teen slang words, the ABC newsman was so clueless he said them wrong. Sus, Bet, Yeet, Salty and Cap.

By the time the list comes out the slang has moved on.

https://x.com/ABC7/status/1730030668888084716?s=20

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