Who Needs a Gun When You Have a Poop Sock!?

A 21 year old college student was attacked in Chicago by a man armed with a sock full of feces. Yes, it was a shit sock. The man is still on the loose and the women doesn’t know what to do. The sock was fired at her face and this young girl’s obviously been traumatized. If guns are banned, feces looks to be the next best weapon for the common criminal.

Read more at nbcchicago.com.

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