What!? More Zombies!? New Zombie Attack Trifecta
Louisiana. Miami again. Connecticut. Three more attacks have been reported of people attacking others by biting them, eating their flesh, and displaying zombie like behavior.
A 42 year old man from Louisiana was arrested for biting another mans face and ripping a quarter sized chunk of flesh off. Some say he was on a three day meth binge when this happened, other people are reporting that he was high on bath salts, linking that possibly to the Miami cannibal zombie attack.
Read more at thesmokinggun.com.
Speaking of Miami, a 21 year old man was arrested for getting into a fight outside a Boston Market. He then threatened to bite a police officer and followed through by actually attempting it. This guy was confirmed to be high on bath salts and had been drinking Four Loko.
Read more at tampa.cbslocal.com.
Finally, we go to the Sassy Beauty Supply Shop in New Haven, Connecticut, which was the scene of an attempted theft. A 38 year old woman attempted to steal a wig from the store. When confronted, she bit the store owners bicep, ripped out a chunk of flesh and spit it back in his face. Eventually police found and arrested her. She’s being held on $150,000 dollar bail. Wig theft!? That sounds like Zombie activity to us. They should probably just shoot her in the brain and set the body on fire, just to be sure.
Read more on that at abcconnecticut.com.
Now, Mike Tyson bit a man’s ear off and nobody called that a Zombie attack, but these days…you can’t be too careful. So add these to your Zombie watch list.
