Wednesday January 3 Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 1.3
NEWS STORIES
NY Could Finally Get a Snowstorm
It’s been about 700 days since NYC got covered in snow, and this weekend could break the dry streak, with a big snowstorm expected.
America has always dreamed of a white MLK day
Harvard President Steps Down
Sounds like they forced her out because she was gay.
DiBlasio Looking Homeless and Lonely
A ‘source’ says they saw former NYC Mayor Bill DiBlasio at a cafe. “He looked lonely, cold and homeless, sitting right next to the door,” the source said. “Had the coffee not been so pricey, I would’ve handed him a $1 note.”
So nothing’s new since he was mayor.
Netanyahu Wants Dersh
Israel will appear before the International Court of Justice (ICJ) at the Hague to defend itself against accusations of genocide, and Netanyahu has allegedly asked Alan Dershowitz to be a part of the team representing his position.
Nothing says you’re guilty like hiring Alan Dershowitz.
Epstein Island Will Be a Lavish Resort?f
The. new owners of Epstein’s private island, are planning to transform it into a lavish and glitzy resort.
Who wouldn’t want to take their family to ped island.
SPORTS
ESPN Apologies and Sugar Bowl Flasher Gets a Big Offer
After a woman flashed everyone on live tv during the Sugar Bowl, ESPN has had to apologize but the lovely flasher has nothing to be sorry for. In fact she just got a big offer from CamSoda to do a $100k webcam show.
TITS A MIRACLE!
David Tepper Fined $300k and It Means Nothing
When you’re super rich, a six figure fine is pocket change, and someone figured out that Teppers fine for throwing a drink out of his owners box at a Jaguars fan would be like fining a normal person $2.
Next time, close your window dude.
For those scoring at home, fining David Tepper $300,000 ( Net worth: $20.6 Billion) is the equivalent of fining the Average American…
ONE DOLLAR AND 77 CENTS! https://t.co/cfyHzDqnhH
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 2, 2024
Tom Brady Goes Crazy at Rose Bowl
Brady was shirtless and hooting and hollering on his social media post after U Michigan won the Rose Bowl.
We already have a bert kreischer dude. Put your shirt on.
Kenny Pickett Calls Refusal to Dress BS
The rumor was, that Kenny Pickett refused to suit up for this weeks game because he wasn’t going to be the starting QB. He says no way, it wasn’t his decision and he was told he wasn’t healthy enough to get in the game.
“So, whoever reported that, I don’t know where it started, it’s kind of crazy what people will write and put out there to try to prove their point or help their standpoint or their careers and what you guys do, but disappointed to see that without any proof or basis of it.”
Either way, its helping.
Texas Fan Heckle Too Far?
After the Huskies beat the Longhorns in the College Football Playoff, Huskies players were taunting fans. It worked, a little too well, with one Texas fan shouting “Come here, motherfucker. Remember me, motherfucker!”
If the question is when does a heckle become a threat, the answer is right here.
Kimmel Suing Aaron Rodgers?
Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless words put my family in danger. Keep it up and we will debate the facts further in court.
Jimmy, he was joking. You know he’s been struggling with his timing since he left Green Bay
https://x.com/jimmykimmel/status/1742324477323833546?s=20
People Upset After ESPN Host Eats Pancake
The pancake wasn’t the problem, it was that Dan Orlovsky ate it off the floor.
Relax, its called a bit, he doesn’t do it at the diner.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Ian Ziering Explains Biker Incident
Ziering says his car was approached aggresively, so he got out to assess the damage and was quickly surrounded. “This action, unfortunately, escalated into a physical altercation, which I navigated to protect myself,” he said. These were no hells angels, more like annoying scooter people, but it was still scary.
Fat guys on a little bike.
Elon Musk Says Green Days a Slave to the Machine
Musk mocked Green Day on Twitter after they trolled Maga-heads on New Years Eve. “Green Day goes from raging against the machine to milquetoastedly raging for it,” Musk wrote, adding laughing emojis.
Dude if you’re not the machine, nothing is.
What Did Coca Cola Just Do For the First Time Ever?
A new ad shows off ALL the drinks in the Coca Cola family, something they’ve never done before.
So you don’t just sell coke? Huh.
Expensive Hermes Envelope Ridiculous?
The fashion house is selling a paper envelope for $125 and some people think that’s just too far. After a tiktoker posted the product, commenters were angry.
It better come stuffed with 6 twenty dollar bills yall
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