Wednesday December 13 Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 12.13


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Turkish Lawmaker Condemns Israel Then Has Heart Attack

Hasan Bitmez is a member of Turkey’s Parliament who collapsed during a General Assembly soon after delivering an anti-Israel speech.”Israel will not escape the wrath of Allah,” before fainting and hitting his head on the marble floor.

Is it ironic? Like rain on your wedding day.

Read more at newsweek


Folding Chair Man Pleads Guilty

The man who went viral for swinging a folding chair around during a brawl on the Montgomery Alabama riverfront pled guilty to disorderly conduct. Reggie Bernard Ray received a suspended sentence, and was ordered to 50 hours community service.

I hope its setting up chairs for meetings.

Read more at al.com.


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SPORTS



Ref Brought a Weed Pen?

A referee appears to have dropped a weed pen out of his pocket while picking up a ball during the Dolphins Titans game.

Keep in your locker and it will be there for you after the game.


Devitos Agent Challenges Mannings to a Foot Race

Eli Manning said on his Monday night Manningcast, that Sean Stellato’s nickname in college was “Slimy.” Stellato denied it, saying its the first he’s hearing of the alleged nickname. “I don’t know where ‘slimy’ comes from…but if Peyton wants to challenge me in a 40-yard dash, I’m more than happy to do that.”

Payton couldn’t run when he played QB.He looks like he’s running in ten inches of water.

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1734621869859275004?s=20


St Johns Coach Invites Tommy Devito Courtside

Rick Pitino tweeted to Tommy Devito that he’d love some Italian luck, so he offered Cutlets courtside seats at the St. John’s-Fordham game at Madison Square Garden.

Tommy take your shirt off while the sun is shining….

Read more at SI.com


Turns Out the Dodgers Got a Steal of a Deal with Ohtani Contract

The superstar will actually only earn $2 million in salary over the course of the entire ten year contract. The rest of the money won’t start paying out until 2034, and no, he won’t earn interest on the payouts.

With that kind of money he can cook his fish.

Read more at SI.com.


Sports Illustrated CEO Fired

Its been a year full of controversy for Sports Illustrated, centered on the news that the publication uses AI writers and conceals that fact. The stated reason for his dismissal is to “improve the operational efficiency and revenue of the company,” the company said.

Why isn’t Coach Prime sticking up for themn?

Read more at The Hill.


NBC Says No Thanks Al Michaels For Playoff Coverage

NBC plans to use Noah Eagle, 26, as the play-by-play voice instead. Michaels may work for Amazon Prime but his contract would allow him to call the NBC game.

The Eagle flies on Friday.

Read more at ESPN



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Tracy Morgan and Nas are Cousins

On an upcoming “Finding Your Roots” episode we’ll get to see Tracy Morgan find out that he and his buddy Nas are third cousins on his moms side.

One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day.

Read more at huffpost.


Drew Barrymore Makes Viewers Uncomfortable During Oprah Interview

Fans were uncomfortable when Drew grabbed Winfrey’s hand and tucked it under her own Chin, leaning on it. And it got even weirder when Barrymore started stroking Oprahs arm like Tommy Boy and his little pet sale.

Its good to see Drew back in another rom com

Read more at TMZ


Colbert Recounts His Appendix Bursting

He showed a clip of Alien to demonstrate what he says happened to his appendix.

Dallas’ coach mccarthy was back four days later. Quit your whining.

Read more at Deadline


Chateau Marmont is Back Baby!

The legendary nearly 100-year-old hotel, after weathering an acrimonious strike and boycott, has roared back as the hottest spot in town to throw a party.

its always great to have a safe place in LA to do coke.

Read more at THR



VIRAL & TRENDING



I Believe in Santa IRL


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