US Airman AWOL for 28 Years
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A US Air Force deserter is coming in from the cold after being AWOL since 1984. David Hemler said it was after joining a pacifist church that he realized that Ronald Reagan was a dick, so he went AWOL and has been married to a Swedish Chick under an alias. He would like all charges against him to be dropped because he feels he has suffered enough by never getting to see Seinfeld.
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