RFK’s big announce was not a smooth or flashy affair. It was full of stumbles and gaffes and hilarious. In related news, Kerry, Rory, Joe and Kathleen Kennedy all signed on to a social media statement denouncing his run, and calling it dangerous.

“Bobby might share the same name as our father, but he does not share the same values, vision or judgment,” the attorney wrote in a statement co-signed by siblings Rory Kennedy, Joseph Kennedy II and Kathleen Kennedy Townsend. Today’s announcement is deeply saddening for us. We denounce his candidacy and believe it to be perilous for our country.”

The Kennedys seem like the Multiplicity of politics.

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Rather than being shown verified and fact-checked information, X users were presented with video game footage passed off as footage of a Hamas attack and images of firework celebrations in Algeria presented as Israeli strikes on Hamas. There were faked pictures of soccer superstar Ronaldo holding the Palestinian flag, while a three-year-old video from the Syrian civil war repurposed to look like it was taken this weekend.

Ted Cruz swears by every one.

Read more at wire.

Frank Biden confirmed today that the naked selfie that was posted to a gay dating site is in fact, genuine, but denies making the post. He said his phone was hacked.

Why did you have a naked selfie?

Read more at Daily Mail.

The Forbes 400 came out last week, and for the first time in a long time, Donald Trump’s name was nowhere to be found and the former prez was pretty pissed, calling the publication “the very badly failing Forbes magazine.”

They “took me off their Fake Forbes 400 list, just by a ‘whisker,’ even though they know that I should be high up on that now very dated and discredited ‘antique.’ They are working with the Racist and highly incompetent, job killing Attorney General of New York, Letitia ‘Peekaboo’ James, who has allowed Murder and Violent Crime in the State to hit epidemic levels,” he said and went on to accuse them of being run by CHI-NUH.

Nobody who voted for you reads forbes dude.

Read more at mediaite.

A new species of snail discovered in the Florida Keys has been named after Jimmy Buffet’s most famous song. Cayo Margaritaville is bright yellow, reminding its discoverer of the popular cocktail.

And you can get a big plate of em in Times Square.

Read more at CNN

The Pats suffered the worst defeat in decades leaving many to speculate that Bill Belichick has given up, and could be fired before the season is through.

If Bill Belichick wasn’t Bill Belichick he’d fire Bill Belichick

Read more at boston globe.

Jackson Frank just recently was hired to be the beat reporter for the 76ers for the PhillyVoice publication. But he is no longer with the paper, after tweeting a pro Palestine statement on the day that Israel was attacked. After the paper posted a statement on social expressing solidarity with Israel, he responded, “This post sucks! Solidarity with Palestine always.” And now he is out of a gig. He has since deleted his X.

You got outside of your beat.

Read more at NY Post

New York Jets tight end C.J. Uzomah used Sunday’s pregame speech to take a shot at Broncos Sean Payton. He was pissed because Payton made comments about the Jets O Line coach before the season started. As they took the field the Tight end said to the team, “They made it personal. Their coach made this shit personal,” Uzomah said to his team as they took the field. “Well, fuck him and fuck them! This ain’t about them! It’s about us getting back on the right track. Let’s win this bitch for (Hackett).”

Okay thanks Rudy.

Read more at mediaite.

After Hill scored a TD he tried to throw his touchdown ball to his mom in the stands, but an excitable fan jumped up and intercepted the pass. Momma Hills was having none of that. “But my mom, she’s a bulldog. She’s like, ‘Boy, give me my ball, boy.’ So you already know it. I got a flag for it, but it was worth it, though.”

Dude just go to dicks. You can get the same ball.

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One day after the San Francisco 49ers beat the Cowboys, 42-10, Kittle revealed he was wearing a “F*** Dallas” t-shirt under his uniform in birthday post on Instagram.

When he wears it on the outside, we’ll know he means it.

Read more at Yahoo

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She’s 53 and can rock a bikini like a twenty something.

Jack Horners ready to shoot a sequel.

Read more at pagesix.

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The company responsible for hideous chef shoes and ugly gardening shoes that people now wear everywhere has announced they will sell a limited run of croc cowboy boots. Ugly cowboy boots.

This has to be the thinnest venn diagram in the history of shoes.

Read more at Denver Post

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Why do self check out lanes have giant mirrors? No they’re not hidden cameras, and they’re not for vanity’s sake. They’re installed there because some scientists believe that you are less likely to steal if you can see yourself.

Then how do you explain the people taking selifes while they steal from target.

Read more at NY Post

In the eyes of the medical establishment, Viagra is a boner drug. But some are finding it useful for sex enhancement, pain relief and rare health conditions.

For women, they’re Enhancers for men they’re enablers.

Read more at vice.