William Shatner loves to see the magic in life, and todays eclipse was no exception, calling the celestial event magical and overwhelming.

And yesterday he described his farts as a wondrous cloud of perfumed particles.

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Brooklyn’s Green-Wood Cemetery provided picturesque and spiritual spot for over 7000 Brooklynites to witness the Solar Eclipse together.

Hopefully one day soon, Captain Kirk will be buried here. And it will be Stupendous.

Read more at NY Post.

Trump wrote on social, “Senator Lindsey Graham is doing a great disservice to the Republican Party, and to our Country. At first he wanted no Abortions under any circumstances, then he was up to 6 weeks, where you’re allowed Abortion, now he’s up to 15 weeks, where you’re allowed Abortion, but what he doesn’t understand, or perhaps he does, is the Radical Left Democrats, who are destroying our Country, will never approve anything that he or the Republicans want. They love this Issue, and they want to keep it going for as long as Republicans will allow them to do so. Terminating Roe v. Wade was, according to all Legal Scholars, a Great Event, but sometimes with Great Events come difficulties. Many Good Republicans lost Elections because of this Issue, and people like Lindsey Graham, that are unrelenting, are handing Democrats their dream of the House, Senate, and perhaps even the Presidency…”

Lindsay is a cuck. Sometimes a happy cuck, sometimes a sad cuck. But always a cuck.

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A gazelle with six legs was spotted in Israel. It has four usual legs with another two growing out of its back.

Come on, two of those legs are warts.

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“I’m not a fan, because Larry truly is the self-righteous, snobby, self-loathing, narcissistic ass he portrays,” Rivera wrote on X. He went on to explain that he hates David because once at a party he could tell Larry was doing everything he could to avoid talking to Rivera.

Most people dont want to talk to you Geraldo. They’re not all snobs.

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Of counseling? After being found guilty of assaulting his ex girlfriend, Jonathan Majors must complete 52 weeks of in person domestic violence programming.

I’d rather do time.

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He put in 120 million on his passion project and didn’t pander to what audiences want to see. It’s never going to make that 120 back.

You’re going to have to sell a lot of wine to cover this bill.

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New Mexico state prosecutors are expected to argue that Alec Baldwin was unable to control his emotions on the set of the movie Rust, where cinematographer Halyna Hutchins was killed.

Or the 60 years before.

Read more at The Guardian

It’s been a long time since we’ve had an Epic Western but Costner thinks he’s pulled off a great one. Horizon is a two part movie that will make its debut at Cannes Film Festival.

Water world didn’t work…might as well go dry this time.

Read more at The Guardian

Jeremy Allen White is officially on board to play the Boss, hot off his popular streaming series, The Bear. The movie is on the making of Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska.

We have a lot of better albums, said Little Steven.

Read more at ultimate classic rock

A lot of people think Martin was sporting a big fat boner at a recent Madonna show.

If that’s his dick he really is living la vida loca.

Read more at TMZ

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