This Little Girl Will End Up Wearing Blue Blockers, Drinking PBR and Smoking Marlboro Reds

These two married dorks have a perfectly fine little daughter that they are trying to go viral. Every time the kid tries to say “fire pit” it sounds like “fuck it” and the parents cackle like eighth graders.  When does a kid ever need to say “fire pit” anyway? The parents laugh so hard they barely notice their baby is choking on mom’s hotdog chunks. Ah fire pit, who cares.