This Kid Doesn’t Want Rabies

Squirrels are just rats with a much cuter tail. This kid wants to keep a squirrel as pet until the animal decides he is wild and doesn’t want to belong to this kid. Then the boy hears death knocking. He wants to die about as much as he wants a haircut. Stop crying boy, head over to Supercuts and tell them to clean up the helmet. You look like a Civil War deserter.

Thanks to collegehumor.com for the link.