The Only People Worse than Prison Inmates are Prison Guards

Inmates in a North Carolina prison are alleging that guards made them rub habanero hot sauce on their genitals, and the correctional officers are being investigated. Six inmates wrote a letter detailing humiliating acts they say guards forced them to perform including pretending to have sex with one another. They also allege they were forced to throw rabbits into traffic and kiss snakes when on work details. Inmates who complied were rewarded with beer and cigarettes.

Some of the accused guards are currently on leave as the investigation happens. How bored could these guards of been that they needed inmates to rub hot sauce on their dicks?