Texas Cops Sniffing Around for The “Panty Robber”
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There appears to be a G-string of bizarre undergarment robberies taking place in Texas. Authorities say they are currently involved in an ongoing investigation, which involves two-years worth of thefts, specifically of women’s lingerie. Police have deemed the culprit of these unmentionable crimes the “Panty Robber,” and they believe he is responsible for the most recent lingerie heist this week in East Texas.
If the cops catch him they will G -String him up.
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