Stephen Colbert Announces an Announcement
Donald Trumps announcement that he is running for President gave the men running Late Night talk show television a giant erection. Yesterday morning during Trumps speech you could practically hear late night pens writing furiously with excitement– monologues, sketches, games, bits. Hairpieces were ordered. Long term plans have been made.
Even talk show hosts who haven’t started their shows yet had to dive in on this action. Stephen Colbert could not wait to get in on this, and released a video sinking his teeth into Team Trump. “Donald’s presidential campaign has inspired me to announce that I will still be hosting the Late Show on CBS,” Colbert said, proclaiming, “Donald Trump’s running for president is going to make late night great again.”
Not only will Donald Trump make late night great again, Donald will also dig up the corpse of America and marry it.
There’s also magic, promises to beat up fictional robo-hitler, cloudside bottle service and more.
Stephen Colbert takes over the Late Show on CBS on September 8th, but we think you’ll be seeing a lot of him all summer long, thanks to the magic of YouTube.
