Seven Really Drunk Toasts

Well they claim they public speaking is one of our biggest fears. We all fear public humiliation. So you may think that getting good and hammered helps you deal with that fear. It only makes your wildest fears come true. You are the asshole you’ve been trying to hide. In honor of New Year’s Eve, here are seven really drunken toasts.

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1. Chris Toasts Jason and Cara

You know her parents spent a ton on the wedding so the last thing they need is drunkie bringing up the daughters pre-martial boning.

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2.  Drunk Guy Toasts His Brother

If you can’t be the good brother it’s nice to be the drunk brother.

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3.  Mess Night Drunk Toast

Thanks for your service. Now Stop letting your ‘ friends” get you to make toasts

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4.  Jake Tells a Story

It’s a wedding reception. Not drunk repeat memory on repeat night.

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5.  A Toast to the Happy Couple

The thanks-for-dressing-up for the wedding toast starts bad.. then it gets worse.

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6.  Mac’s Tavern Toast Time

Hey if you guys don’t get quiet Devito won’t give his toast

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7.  The Boss Has a Toast

Well these guys won’t stay single long.

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