Saturday May 31, 2025 Daily Links

SATURDAY MAY 31 NEWS STORIES

MAHA Report Used ChatGPT

The “Make America Healthy Again” (MAHA) Report, contained “oaicite” markers, a technical signature linked to OpenAI’s tools, in multiple footnotes.

Soon the only shot you’ll be able to get will be a placebo.

Read more at mediaite.

Bannon Says Musk Got Beat Up

Elon has a black eye and according to Steve Bannon, the shiner resulted from a physical fight with a 62 year old Treasury Secretary

Bannon got a bigger scoop than the NYT

Read more at The Daily Beast.

SATURDAY MAY 31 SPORTS STORIES

John Mellencamp Embarrassed by McAfee

Mellencamp who is a Hoosiers fan, said he was embarrassed by fans and local celebs, and spoke out on social media. “‘Hoosier Hospitality’ … I was embarrassed when somebody, under whose direction I don’t know, called out some of the people who had made the trip from New York to support their team — and in turn, support our team,” Mellencamp wrote. “The audience booed these people. I’d say that was not Hoosier Hospitality. One could only say it’s poor, poor sportsmanship. I was not proud to be a Hoosier, and I’ve lived here my entire life.

Could be worse, you could be a steelers fan

Read more at awful announcing.

Pat McAfee To John Mellencamp STFU

McAfee responded and told John Mellencamp to Shut the Fuck Up.

You’re starting to sound just like your president.

Read more at NY Post.

Bill Simmons: Game 6 Fixed

Simmons is telling sports gamblers, be careful how you bet on Game Six because the NBA is putting in the fix for Knicks.

Well they already fixed the draft.

Read more at awfulannouncing.

Zion Williamson Sued For Raping, Kidnapping & Terrorizing Woman

A woman claiming to be one of Zion Williamson’s exes has filed a lawsuit against the NBA star … alleging he raped, kidnapped and terrorized her on multiple occasions throughout their yearslong relationship.

Surprised ole glass bones is healthy enough to do any of those things

Read more at TMZ

SATURDAY MAY 31 CELEBS STORIES

Concerts at Fenway Cancelled

Concerts at Fenway Park canceled due to stage safety concerns.

Guess this explains the Red Sox.

Read more at whdh.

Rosie O’Donnell on Sex and the City Sequel

She plays a nun who loses her virginity.

Finally a hot woman on this show.

Read more at people.

Diddy’s Former Assistant Accuses Him

“Testifying at the jury trial, “Mia” said that Combs sexually assaulted her on multiple occasions, the first instance occurring as the mogul was celebrating his 40th birthday; he poured her three vodka shots before he attacked her, putting his hand up her dress, she said. In another instance, she woke up in a bunk bed with Combs on top of her, she said, explaining that when she was asked if she wanted to have sex with him, she said no and that “it was over quickly.”

Read more at Hollywood Reporter

Kate Hudson and Her Daughter Match

Rani Hudson and her mommy Kate Hudson went out for lunch in matching fits, right down to their black heels with their washed out denim.

She’s a mini me.

Read more at pagesix.

Renée Zellweger is Available

She’s living on her own as her ex Ant Anstead’s life spirals- with financial and legal problems.

Its in sickness and in health, not just health and wealth.

Read more at yahoo.

Succession Writers Follow Up Project Stars Steve Carell and Ramy Youssef.

After ‘Succession,’ Jesse Armstrong wrote ‘Mountainhead’.

Will even give a dudebro zombie movie a chance after Succession.

Read more at NPR