In Florida, lawmakers are looking to pass a bill that would ban anyone under 16 from using social media, and parents would be out of the equation. Its unclear how they plan to pull it off.

Maybe they plan on making websites ask “are you a kid?” yes or no.

Read more at washingtonpost.

The verdict is in, after already winning a $5 million award from Trump now E. Jean Carrol has a judgement for $83 million from the former prez for his repeated insistence on defaming her.

This will go up as he explains to everybody why he’s not going to pay it.

Read more at cnn.

Biden’s new tribal consent laws mean the NYC Museum of Natural History will close Native American exhibits. Many artifacts will be returned to tribes and unless they consent to the exhibitions.

Are the Egyptians going to get their bodies back too?

Read more at NY Post.

He’s trying to stop a review of his finances connected with his failure to pay his lawyers, and in the process, Bannon admitted that there might be evidence of his border wall fraud scheme in his bank documents.

“DHC’s taking of post-judgment discovery from Mr. Bannon poses a significant risk of compromising Mr. Bannon’s Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination,” Bannon’s current defense attorney, Harlan Protass, said in a court filing earlier this month.

Sounds like fraud, Steve?

Read more at DNYUZ

Shapiro dropped an anti-woke rap track. The song, called Facts, is a collab with a Canadian troll rapper. And it sucks.

This is why there’s bullying in elementary school.

Read more at mediaite.

The brand purchased a 60 second ad in the Super Bowl trying to repair damage suffered after last year’s boycott.

Hope this year’s Bud Bowl is trans vs jan 6ers .

Read more at WSJ

Someone posted on Twitter “Celebrate like you’re 90! Cheers to Bob Uecker on his 90th birthday! He’s the gift that keeps giving to all of us.

We’ve lost so many great celebs, here’s one we got back.

Celebrate like you’re 90! Cheers to Bob Uecker on his 90th birthday! He’s the gift that keeps giving to all of us. 🥳🍻⁦@Brewers⁩ pic.twitter.com/FpzoAVks75

— Sophia Minnaert (@SophiaMinnaert) January 26, 2024

Amidst devastating sexual assault allegations, and threats from WWE advertisers to pull ads, Vince McMahon has resigned from his position on the board of the company that owns the WWE.

Like the fella once said, aint that some shit on the head.

Read more at NY Times.

Only two head coaching jobs remain, and so far Belichick is still teamless. Will no one hire him?

I hear that the Friday Night Lights school is looking for a coach.

Read more at the ringer

The 49ers head coach has the right answer to a question about their 12th man. The reporter asked, how important the “12th Man” would be in San Francisco. “We don’t call ’em the 12th Man here,” Shanahan cheekily said to laughter. “But our crowd’s very important. Our crowd, I think, is the best in football.”

We’re not the 12th we’re the dozenth.

Read more at awful announcing

USA Basketball executive director Grant Hill said two-time gold medalist Draymond Green was left out of the player pool for this summer’s Paris Olympics because of his suspensions with the Golden State Warriors this season.

Yeah, we don’t need an international incident

Read more at espn

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