Sam Bee Calls Ivanka a “See You Next Tuesday”

Women everywhere cheered, gasped or at least stopped what they were doing for a moment to after hearing that Samantha Bee called the first daughter a feckless cunt. The c-word might not have the full on sting it used to, but it can still stop traffic.

Bee took shots at Ivanka Trump on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee last night over the subject of immigration. Bee pointed out that authorities are separating undocumented children from their parents at the border, a practice she calls “so evil, it’s the inciting incident in almost every movie we’ve ever cared about.”

It was a Sunday morning post that Ivanka tweeted that got in Bee’s bonnet this week. She called the tweet the second most oblivious tweet we’ve seen this week. Here it is for reference.

“You know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child,” she said, “but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad’s immigration practices, you feckless c**t! He listens to you. Put on something tight and lowcut and tell your father to fucking stop it. Tell him it was an Obama thing and see how it goes.”

Before you get upset it’s okay….you don’t have to boycott or be outraged. She didn’t in any way comment on her appearance. We’re good.

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