Russian Baller Seeks Teenage Bride
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A 39 year old Russian business man is looking for a virginal teenager to share his fortune with. Here’s what he’s looking for:
A woman “with no bad habits, with good external characteristics, and the presence of intellect.” A woman “who knows the meaning of loyalty, fidelity, and love,” a woman “without an intimate past,” a woman “between the ages of 16 and 20.” “My kingdom is growing but I don’t have a worthy Cinderella with whom to share it.”
The ironic thing is this dude probably made all his money selling Russian women to lonely Americans.
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