Russell Crowe to Actually Start Fightin’ Round the World!?

Possibly! Russell Crowe had to be rescued by the coast guard while kayaking on Long Island in New York. He and a friend he was kayaking with got lost on the Long Island Sound after it had turned dark. In case you’ve forgotten, here’s the theme song South Park came up with for Russell Crowe’s tv show where he sails around the world fighting people:

Found on apnews.myway.com.