Plenty Of Fish Figures Out Everyone’s Perfect Mate
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Crunching the information gained from the dating site Plenty of Fish’s 81,000 profiles they found the ideal mate for both sexes.
For men “the ideal woman is 25 years old, has somehow managed to already complete grad school, still makes time to go to church, drinks a lot but is still thin, and owns a dog.”
For women, “the ideal man is a Christian brunette stud raking in between $100,000 and $150,000 a year, actually wants to be in a relationship, and has pocketed either a doctorate, MD, or law degree.”
Sadly, no mention of being a Juggalo. Or a Juggaho.
Read more at thedatereport.com
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