The Picnic Table: The Scourge Of The Suburban Daredevil (video)
The Picnic Table. It’s more than just wooden planks and steel bolts. Some see it as just a place to dine outside among the insects. However for others, the picnic table is a quest. There is something deep in their heart that says “don’t just eat there”. The picnic table screams to them to be jumped over, whether on foot, skateboard or bicycle. So many fail, but others still come and try again to face the Picnic Table: The Scourge of the Suburban Daredevil.
The siren’s song of the picnic table calls to this young man. After his disastrous attempt to jump over it, his friends ask – where does it hurt? In his very soul. That’s where it hurts. His very soul.
This thrill seeker tries several times to jump the picnic table. He will keep trying until he can conquer it or the picnic table conquers him. Go to the :35 mark for his final attempt.
What is this magic magnetic power the picnic table has to draw in bicyclists!?
It could be the encouragement of the crowd that makes someone want to jump over a picnic table. The cheers only come after the fall.
The slightest bit of hesitation and all is lost when it comes to jumping over a picnic table. Listen young skateboarder, you can’t show the picnic table any fear.
The picnic table’s wrath knows no season. In the dead of winter, this attempt to jump a picnic table turns icy cold and this guy’s face turns to pain.
Some suburban daredevils turn to jumping off the picnic table instead of jumping over it. “You will fail” uttered the picnic table. You will fail.
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