Phil Turd’s PhilTurd Excellence! December 3, 2021
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Welcome back to another wonderful EXCELLENT column from myself, Phil Turd. I consider myself a connoisseur of CONTENT and all the things you need in your lives. My life is empty except for these wonderful suggestions I give to YOU, the loyal reader of Phil Turd’s Excellence. Let’s get to the rec’s! (That’s short for recommendations!)
Here’s Phil Turd’s EXCELLENCE!
The 1990 Survivor Series on the WWE Network/Peacock
It’s that time of year again – Survivor Series time! And why don’t you cozy up to that special someone and take a watch of this lovely 30 year plus old WWE Pay Per View! The Undertaker had his on screen debut here and it was a doozie! This has a special place in my heart because I got my first DUI driving home from my brothers place after watching it.
Animal Crossing for the Nintendo Switch
Seems the kids love video games these days and Phil Turd stays relevant! Get yourself a Nintendo Switch and waste the days away building up a beautiful island, playing the STALK market and dealing with Tom Nook’s terrible demands and even worse loan practices.
Van Halen’s Debut Album
RIP Eddie! If you want to rock your balls off take a good long listen to Van Halen’s debut self titled album, Van Halen! My ex-wife lost her virginity to this album, though not to me and that was a big reason for the divorce. That being said I love listening to it sitting in the dark thinking about my mistakes, of which there are many!
Succession
While I haven’t seen the first two seasons of this show, I saw an ad for it on my borrowed HBO Max subscription and thought – why not!? I’m pretty lost most of the time but this family seems to hate each other! Just like mine! Give it a watch, it’s great!
Dr. Killigans Moth Killers
If you have an out of control moth problem in your home – I tell you what – this shit will kill all of them! Sometimes you leave a bag of flour open in your pantry and find all sorts of creepy crawlies in it! And BAM! Your kitchen becomes infested with moths. Well, Dr. Killigan’s will make sure they all die a slow death! CONTENT.
Phil Turd’s Excellence’s Excellent Turd Of The Week:
It’s the second Peacock pick and it’s a doozy! Celebrate all things Generation X, of which I am a part of, with Reality Bites. How can Ethan Hawke be both a hot stud and a great actor? I don’t know but he pulls it off. Hey Greatest Generation, watch out – X Gonna Give It To Ya! I personally hope for World War 3 so that Gen X can prove to the world we’re better than everyone else. Fuck you Zoomers! Fuck you Millennials!
