Pete Holmes Points Out Conan Touches His Nipples A Lot
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Pete Holmes loves to sleep, so Tuesday night on Conan, he tried to explain why sleep makes no sense. In trying to win Conan over to his side, he explained the weirdness of going to sleep, and why he wouldn’t be able to explain the concept of sleep to an alien. If you ever need to explain dreams to an alien, Pete has that one locked up. “While we are laying still in the dark, our brains play movies, that we’re in.” Boom. But in the midst of all this alien sleep talk, one thing led to another, and before you know it, Pete Holmes became the latest person to point out that Conan touches his nipples too much. Yep. That’s still a thing.
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