Perfect Hearts for Valentines Day (NSFW)

We’re not really a Valentine-y kind of site.  In fact, Valentines Day kind of makes us a little queasy, because it typically includes forced romance, standardized gifts and seems to make more people uncomfortable than happy.

And yet, we didn’t want to be cupid’s version of the grinch, so we decided to celebrate love and hearts in our own way.  Of course most of you saw NSFW in the title and went straight for the pictures, but for anyone still reading this, here is our tribute to the beauty of the heart shaped ass.

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1. Kate Hudson. Nature over nurture wins here as Kate’s mom, the amazing Goldie Hawn also is the owner of her own very famous ass. Mom and daughter have dominated Hollywood and as well some of its most powerful men for decades. Perhaps it’s time for science to look at the brain/ass connection.

2.  Cameron Diaz.  Another Hollywood heart breaker, Cameron Diaz has managed to put a “booty dance” into quite a few of her films. Congratulations Cameron you have danced your way into our Valentines day
Heart Shaped Asses list!

3.  Mena Suvari.  She is the beauty of American Beauty and proves that you don’t have to be big to bring it.

4.  Vida Guerra. Basically Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian broke out– Vida’s a Cuban girl who blew up first in FHM, and once that happened, she became a staple in rap videos and hip hop magazines.  She’s fallen out of the limelight in recent years, but in the early oughts, she dominated the ass model game.

5. Kim Kardashian. Well, she has to be mentioned. She is the Egg McMuffin of Asses right now. She and her family have built an entire media empire out of her ass. If Kim’s mother has her way, one day Kim Kardashian’s ass will be a Six Flags.

6. Rihanna. Rihanna, music superstar, isn’t shabby in the ass department. Sure, her speaking voice is as odd as anything you’ve ever heard, but that take nothing away from her ass.

7. Stacey Kiebler. Some love for the white women of the world! When the biggest movie star in the world starts dating a former wrestling valet and nobody bats an eye, you know you’re dealing with a quality woman. Don’t get us wrong, we love Stacey for all her qualities. Her perfect ass just happens to be one of those qualities.

8. Katrina Bowden. The receptionist on 30 Rock knows what her best feature is, and it’s what every photographer focuses on in her photo shoots.

9. Ana de la Reguera. She stormed on Eastbound and Down last season and turned poor Kenny Powers out. She forced Kenny to choose between his two great loves. T ‘n A. “It’s no mystery that ass has always been tits’ greatest enemy.” Kenny Powers

10.  Jennifer Lopez. A Google search for “Jennifer Lopez ass” turns up 18,700,000 results. Nothing more really needs to be said than that.