Penis, Penis, Everywhere…Even in the News

Is it just us or has there been more penis in the news lately? It’s like the news can’t wait to talk about dick. Guess dick=ratings these days.

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1.  Church In Dixon, Illinois Looks Like a Penis from Space

This church looks like a penis from above.  Is that what they want God to see?  And don’t tell us the architects didn’t notice. Read more at chicagoist.com.

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2.  Worlds Most Phallic Strawberry Makes News Across America

Yes, a penis shaped strawberry grew in the UK this year, prompting hilarity and dick jokes like this gem, “A penis-shaped strawberry grown by a British woman is arousing lots of attention.” Read more at huffingtonpost.com.

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3.  This Dog is a Dick

VH1 did a story on this penis shaped dog last year.  It’s a WEINER DOG.  Get it?  Read more at vh1.com.

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4.  Penis in the Weather

There’s a lot of dick in the weather reports.  We always knew meteorologists were dicks.

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5.  Dick Gets in Traffic Snarl

It started out in the weather, but once dick gets on the news reports, it just keeps growing.

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6.  China Erects Giant Penis

The new “People’s Daily Building” in China looks really big.  Too bad it shrinks when it gets cold outside.  Read more at kotaku.com.

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7.  Marine Corps Marathon Route is a Dick

Okay maybe this one is a stretch.  Read more at dcist.com.

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8  Giant Dick Shuts Down Racetrack

Yahoo news called it a massive member mural.  Read more at yahoo.com.

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9.  Mars Rover Draws a Giant Penis

Reddit users seem to have noticed it first but the news quickly spread to news outlets around the world.  Read more at gawker.com.

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And it’s not just the news that’s full of dick.  Here’s some assorted random penis, just for fun.