Oprah Admits Her Network Sucks

Oprah Winfrey, the one time goodwill golden gal of afternoon TV, has hit a wall by starting her OWN Network. She told her buddy Gayle King “Had I known that it was this difficult, I might have done something else.” The something else she could be doing is diving into a swimming pool of champagne and then drying off on a float made from one thousand dollar bills. Oprah you blew it, got greedy and this network has you by your ankle and is dragging you straight into hell. Oprah it’s time to chew your leg off and spend your life hopping. You can save your life, you will never save your dignity. Best of Luck.

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