Ocho Cinco: I Was Robbed!

No, not of his title, or his position on the team, and not even his dignity.  He was really robbed.  But what kind of crazy person would rob a 6 foot tall 180 pound NFL football player?  Obviously nobody.  But someone did break into his rental car and took off with his wallet.  That really bummed him out for two reasons. 1) He was on his way to the International House of Pancakes and had to cancel that plan, and 2) they got his Starbucks gold card. Which leaves us with two questions. 1) What’s a Starbucks gold card? and 2) Why would anyone drink enough Starbucks coffee to earn one?

Check out OchoCinco’s twitter feed to see his really dull conversations with Starbucks to get it replaced, and so much more.  Thanks to the New York Post for the link.