Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: College Football Coaches
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The College Football Ship is Sinking, and Uh Oh, There’s Only Room For 3…
Just imagine. four College Football Coaches, all on one ship. But oh shit, the ship is sinking. Tom Osborne (Nebraska), Bear Bryant (Alabama), Bobby Bowden (Florida State) and Joe Paterno (Penn State) are about to go down with the ship. There’s a lifeboat, but there’s only room for three of them. Which coach doesn’t get a seat?
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