Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Clerks


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The Clerks Ship is Sinking and There’s Only Room For 3…

Just imagine. Four Clerks characters are all on a ship. But oh shit, the ship is sinking and Jay, Silent Bob, Dante and Randall are about to go down with it. Thank goodness there’s a lifeboat, but there’s only room for three of them. Which clerks castmate doesn’t get saved?

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jay clerks silent bob clerks dante hicks clerks randal clerks

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