Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: ’00 Pop Princesses
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The Pop Star Ship is Sinking, and Uh Oh, There’s Only Room For 3…
Just imagine. four of the hottest pop princesses from the ’00’s are all on one ship. But oh shit, the ship is sinking. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Beyonce are about to go down with the ship. There’s a lifeboat, but there’s only room for three of them. Which pop artist doesn’t get a seat?
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