Monsanto Cucumbers May Come With A Brazilian Wax

There are reports that Monsanto genetically modified cucumbers are causing a kind of baldness– genital baldness. Dalhousie University has done a six month study looking at the effects of the cucumbers showing side effects like test subjects losing all pubic hair and chafing in the pubic area. Farmers have also noticed bald mice and cats on their property where the crop was being grown.  While some are causing the banning of these cucumbers, others are trying to figure out how to sell them at local nail salons.

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