Monday January 1 Daily Links
MONDAY 1.1
NEWS STORIES
Argentina Prez and His GF Make Out on Stage
Javier Milei went to see his girlfriend in a new musical, and jumped up on stage at the end to talk to the crowd. Then he planted one on his girlfriend, that launched into a full tongue makeout sesh.
In Argentina politics and porn go together.
Ramaswamy Wants to Boycott the Ballot in Maine
Now that Trump is off the ballot in Maine, Ramaswamy wants to show some solidarity with the man he is running against by taking his own name off their ballot. He’s also asking the other GOP noms to do the same.
Do you get a doggy biscuit and a belly rub when you do this kind of shit?
Worst Tech Moments of the Year
Somehow Elon Musk only landed as #3 on a list of six tech disasters this year. The #1 spot went to bad handling of Artificial Intelligence.
You realize they’re using planet earth as a beta test. Come back in two years.
SPORTS
Tom Brady Was Determined to Unretire in May
Brady said he had planned on coming back to play this season and in May he had made up his mind to announce his unretirement. But then his friends threw him a retirement party and he says that made him feel like there was no turning back.
You’re lucky there’s an Aaron Rodgers to annoy us even more than you do
A Tale of Two Kelces
The Daily Mail enjoyed posting side by side photos of Jason and Travis arriving for work today with Travis looking stylish as fuck in a tiger striped tracksuit, and Jason looking like rocky in old school drawstring sweats with one of the strings hanging down to his knees.
Yeah that’s also a brand. Both are right on brand.
King James says he scored a 3, which would have tied up the game, but refs called it a two resulting in a loss. He ran over to the screen to argue with the refs to no avail.
Lebron and Trump think every time they lost they were cheated
https://x.com/ClutchPoints/status/1741303279328317662?s=20
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
”Shecky
Legendary comedian Shecky Green was 97. He was a key member of the Friar’s club and the Borscht Belt
He is now at the pearly gates where Frank Sinatra bodyguards are kicking him.
The Ben-Lo Honeymoon is Over
Ben Affleck was grouchy after a public argument between him and his wife Jennifer Lopez but he still acted as her personal paparazzi, just with a sour face.
No one would bet on these two lasting
NYC Comedians Roast CNN NYE Hosts, Poorly
For some reason CNN sent some cameras down to the Comedy Cellar and asked some unenthusiastic NY comedians to roast the NYE hosts, for some reason thinking that the way you roast people is by asking some awkward questions.
Well they got on CNN leaning against a wall that’s something.
Which Seinfeld TV GF Is Worth 3 Times His Net Worth?
One of Seinfeld’s tv girlfriends is worth three billion, three times as much as Jerry Himself.
So husbands wealth counts?
Dave Chappelle Done With Trans Jokes, Except for 12 Minutes
He’s done it again! Chappelle released a hot new special on New Years Eve, said he’s done telling jokes about trans people and then spent 12 minutes making jokes about trans people.
If you want to stop him from doing trans jokes just take out a phone. It’s his kryptonite.
Directors Pick Their Favorite Movies
Movies you never heard of picked by directors you never heard of.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Ring Around Your Anus Best Space Photo of the Year?
The best space photos of 2023 have been named, including a ring around Uranus.
Wait till you see cum on my vagina.
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