A drunk asshole taunted a girl with Downs Syndrome while she was dining with her family at Disney World. This turned into a brawl and an arrest for Mr. Drunk cockfuck.

How does Florida man keep sinking lower. This makes me nostalgic for the bath salt days.

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After Chick Fil A said they could no longer guarantee antibiotic free chicken, Shake Shack smelled weakness and attacked. ‘Eat More Antibiotic-Free Chicken’ says the Shack, offering a free chicken sandwich on Sundays when C-F-A is closed.

Both of you have shit fries. Stop talking smack till you fix them.

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Lee Abbamonte has visited every state in the nation and has strong feelings about the best and worst places to visit. His top 3 are Cali, Colo and Utah. The worst states are Kentucky, Kansas and North Dakota.

The red states aren’t faring too well here.

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Walmart just settled a class action lawsuit for $45 million and some shoppers could be entitled to as much as $500 from the suit that alleged Walmart did not properly weight grocery items that were sold by weight.

So you get $500 but only if you take it as a Walmart Gift Card.

Read more at NPR

The future Hall of Fame Philadelphia Eagles center and his former teammate, Lane Johnson, crashed the party amid legend Rey Mysterio and Andrade’s tag-team match against Dominik Mysterio and Santos Escobar on Saturday … helping the former duo get the victory.

Glad he’s staying busy.

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Britney has vowed that she is done with the music industry which lead experts to speculate on how much she could earn if she started an Only Fans. One speculated she could make $100 million a year

And that’s just using the photos she puts on IG.

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After a long 5 year engagement, Don Lemon and his fiance Tim Malone tied the knot in Manhattan.

After the wedding they had a lemon party.

Read more at TMZ

Former SNL Castmate Kristin Wiig hosted Saturday Night Live for the fifth time last night and got her five timer jacket from Ryan Gosling.

Wiig proved that it’s not the writer’s fault.

Read more at Rolling Stone

The prophecy of Moses was actually the result of hallucinogenic experiences? Rogan read a passage relating to the story of Ezekiel, who saw four creatures in the sky which each “had four faces and four wings” He said, “And the fact that these things are constantly changing their experience. That’s the thing about the DMT experience, it’s not a stationary static experience, it’s like constantly changing and moving in front of you. And he said the same thing about Moses and the Burning Bush.

If anyone’s a bible scholar it’s Joe Rogan.

Read more at indy100.

“Happy Birthday Paul Rudd,” Aniston, 55, wrote via Instagram Story on Sunday, April 7. “I love you, you ageless freak!”

And you on the other hand are really getting a thick nose.

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