Mitt Romney Wants Your Love and Will Say Anything to Get It

Last nights cold opening to SNL was The Moderate Mitt Romney and his never ending Etch-a-Sketch tour of promises. It’s awful to run for President. Poor Mittens has been on an endless ass kissing, ball licking parade of “I’m just like you” when all he really wants is to turn the country into a land of fake smiling, middle of the road, Mormons. Soon Mitt, soon. In other SNL news, Sofia Vergara has large breasts and a sweet round ass.

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