Minor League Team Has Free Funeral Giveaway

Phillies Free Funeral BaseballThe Lehigh Valley IronPigs are the top farm club of the Philadelphia Phillies, whose season is already dead, so what is a better contest to have than a free funeral giveaway? Hopefuls had to write a 200 word essay describing their ideal funeral with the winner receiving a casket, embalming or cremation, hearse, headstone, flowers and a funeral or memorial service. This promotion sounds like a home ru-*collapses dead*

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