Mike Birbiglia and his wife told President Obama that they were pregnant before they told anyone else and in exchange he gave them some parenting advice. “When you get home, the poo doesn’t smell right away. It doesn’t smell like adult poo,” Obama told him. “when you bring him home he’s gonna sleep a lot, don’t freak out And sometimes the nursing doesn’t work right away, it’s a little bit wonky. So don’t freak out. And babies crave structure.” Then the President stopped, and thought about what he had said, and added, “that’s actually pretty good advice.” Afterward, while professional comedian Mike Birbiglia stood around daydreaming about how he could die now and be happy, it was his wife who got off a great line.