Michigan’s Poor Offense Leads To DUI Arrest
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A Michigan man had a perfectly logically excuse for being found by police, passed out at the wheel, covered in his own urine and with a 0.24 BAC. It was because of the Michigan Wolverines’ offense in their game against Michigan State. He said the play calling was so bad that he had no other choice, but to get drunk. Michigan lost the game 29 – 6 and had -47 yards rushing. That may explain the drinking, but not pissing yourself. That must have been because of the special teams play.
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