Look Out Zuckerberg, Juggalo’s Are Up Your Ass

Vice Magazine took a look at the newest social network, www.JuggaloBook.com. It’s accrued 10,000 members already. The author, who signed up for it, had this to say:

 “Check out some of the amazing ICP-inspired twists: you don’t “like” a post, you “Whoop Whoop!” it. Your “friends” are “homies,” and you identify yourself as a Juggalo, Juggalette, or Juggalo (Female). Gender equality is alive and well on JuggaloBook.”

And like regular Facebook, everyone wants to sleep with each other:

“Everyone is looking to sext immediately, and they’re very liberal with providing personal cell numbers to strangers—within 20 minutes of registering, I received a homie request and a message from a homely Juggalette. She told me she had to “put her kids to bed, but feel free to text me.” She then gave me her actual cell phone number.”

If you don’t Whoop Whoop this, I don’t know what to tell you. Crack a Faygo and get your sext on at the Juggalobook. Get in early before the IPO.

Check out noisey.com for the full story.