Jesse Joyce Shares His Extra Terry Bradshaw Roast Jokes
As part of Super Bowl week, and to add more comedy to its programming, ESPN hosted the Friars Club Super Bowl Roast of Terry Bradshaw. There was plenty to make fun of with the 4 time Super Bowl champion including his movie career, his perceived lack of intelligence and his many marriages. He was roasted by host Joel McHale and a panel consisting of people like Howie Long, Curt Menefee, Rob Riggle, Frank Caliendo, Reese Waters, Michelle Beadle, Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Jim Norton, Joe Namath and Jerry Lewis.
With so many things to joke about and so little time, there were some jokes that were left over. And who doesn’t enjoy left-overs? This was a bounty of riches. Jesse Joyce who wrote for the ESPN roast has been kind enough to share the extra slams and insults intended for the show that didn’t make it on the air. He tweeted these out @JesseJoyce. Here’s what Terry and guests would have had to endure if there was time. Enjoy what you missed.
I shall now tweet out some extra roast jokes I wrote for tonight's ESPN Friars Club Roast of Terry Bradshaw #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
Unlike a lot of these football players Jerry Lewis doesn’t have early onset dementia… his dementia is right on time. #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
Howie Long played for the Oakland Raiders his whole career & didn't switch teams till he did a movie with John Travolta. #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
Howie Long is the author of Football for Dummies which is interesting because typically those books aren’t written BY dummies #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
Firestorm with Howie Long opened in 7th place but that woulda happened if the other 6 movies were the Reginald Denny beating. #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
Terry Bradshaw has a one man show, which means there’s one more person on stage than there is in the audience. #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
Terry's the 1st NFL player to get a Hollywood Walk of Fame star. It's between Arthur Von Nobody & Miss Who Gives a Shit 1984 #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
Terry has 4 SuperBowl rings & 4 wedding rings.Correction the pawnshop by Terry’s house has 4 SuperBowl rings &3 wedding rings #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
When Terry was divorcing his second wife he was forced to live in the barn, which of course is where he met his third wife #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
Terry’s 2nd wife was Jo Jo Starbuck, who's a pro ice skater, and not as her name suggests, a circus dog who does magic tricks #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
His ex Jo Jo Starbuck is no relation to the coffee shop, so that’s not why Terry always spells his own name wrong on his cup #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
After Terry appeared naked in Failure to Launch they considered changing the film's name to “Failure to Make its Money Back” #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
In high school Terry threw javelin for 2 natl records, one for distance, & one for the most times a javelin was intercepted. #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015
W/ all the dumb commercials & films he did Terry started the tradition of Steeler QBs who don’t seem to know what "no" means #BradshawRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) January 31, 2015