It’s over Mitt. Chuck Norris endorses Newt!
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In what will likely be a death blow to Mitt Romney’s presidential hopes , American hero Chuck Norris gave his endorsement to serial dater Newt Gingrich. This gives us all a chance to break out our tired , stale, hack Chuck Norris jokes.- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can feel sound.
- Chuck Norris knows what you did last summer
- Chuck Norris can type on a calculator
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