If You Left Something Very Personal At The Motorhead Show, There’s A Woman Who Would Like To Contact You

It’s springtime which means, it’s a time of romance….if by romance you mean getting  dogged in the bathroom stall at a Megadeath – Motorhead concert.  There’s a woman who went on Craigslist because she left the show with a something other than a t-shirt.

Here’s what she posted:

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I wouldn’t  make too much noise.

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”

If anyone knows the Red Mohawk who left behind some very potent sperm please let him know he’s about to have son named Lemmy.

Read the whole ordeal at fuse.tv