Hi! My name is Nancy! I’m From Minnesota! Can I take a Picture of Your T*ts!? (NSFW)

What are they talking about? Aren’t you just dying to know? I mean sure, it obviously starts off with what you just read in the headline but where does it go from there? Are they planning a nice vegan lunch? Or talking about postmodernist literary theory? The best brand of unfiltered smokes? Or maybe they’re just talking about the decline of Glee. We’ll never know, but we’ll always remember that perfect moment where two women– one topless, one not– stood under an umbrella.

Thanks liveleak.com for this one.